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Troy,

I read that it's time for the Cicada's to emerge. I read the average person inadvertently swallows 2.3 of them per night. Do you need some caulking? How do you plan to survive the Cicada Apocalypse? Do you have any Cicada recipes?

LOL! Dude! What are you talkin' about? This sounds like some cheesy 1950s science fiction.

I think I would notice if one of those huge things "accidentally" went down my throat.